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August 10 2017

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curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

holy shit SLAIN

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eskiworks:

Kitten Bee

A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you!  Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.

Prints - https://www.etsy.com/listing/550051517/kitten-bee-print

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baphometkin:

this comic makes me tear up every time i see it

l-nobby-l:

l-nobby-l:

shoutout to all my followers in ohio

I’m not in ohio or anything, I just thought you could use some extra positivity because you have to live in fucking ohio

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August 09 2017

h....h....

swole-eater:

HEWWO?!

NOTICE:

thresholdofzero:

buryyourhands:

a-trex:

Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence

You think you could replace them? You really think you would sound half as good?

How dare you stand where he once stood?

heythereratatouille:

heythereratatouille:

does anyone else have vivid memories of the little bear toothbrush commercial

*little bear appears in the mirror*

little kid: little bear! i got your toothpaste

little bear: *chuckles* very good

August 01 2017

supercoolcactuskid:

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:

-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes
-I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision
-I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk
-after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up
-but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but

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goregeousity:

markv5:

Когда твой друг идиот

“When your friend is an idiot”

June 25 2017

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wokeimperialist:

some motherfucking paparazzo leaked this picture of me to the press

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insanelyasinine:

Same honestly.

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charlotteodu:

kaleighbytheway:

walkingstardust:

kaleighbytheway:

elfpen:

godotal:

Tiger walking through algae.

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want

tiger walking through clouds

tiger walking through lava

tiger walking through space

tiger walking through macaroni and cheese

like the possibilities are endless

thank you algae greenscreen

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

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I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

vangoghoes:

i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

June 05 2017

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